Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
Anonymous asked:
oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit
toskarin answered:
now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called “being a teenager” and the results are often catastrophic
We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they're gonna think it's a horny thing
sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem
>discover humans
>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk
>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place
>when they're born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive
>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk
>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk
>leaves
glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.
what if you got on a plane and it started going down the run way and started speeding up and then it turned into the interstate and just started driving to your destination
I don't know if it is funnier to imagine it driving very quickly or just at regular car speed
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
ALT
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights
👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams
everyone else is funnier than me I quit
